Cliche Horror Movies

I'm a fan of more action or comedic films, such as Semi-Pro or Iron Man. But horror movies? no way. I hate horror movies with a passion. It might be due to the fact I was introduced to horror movies early as a child, watching Jaws when I was about four. I don't know how people can not get freaked out watching them. The thing I hate the most is the music build up. The music builds and builds and builds, and then quiet, then Boom! some freaky shit happens. But with our selection of horror movies, I feel they are getting repetitious. The main forms of horror movies are paranormal, zombies, or psychopathic killers. Paranormal horror films tend to revolve around ghosts or devils,who tend to usually have some pretty ugly faces, and freak the shit out of you when they appear out of no where, like mirrors. Zombies are in my opinion, the least scary, because their zombies. They can't run fast (exception being World War Z) and they can't function intelligently. They only scary thing they have going for them are their gross, decomposed faces, and the sheer number of them there are in these films. Most psychotic killers faces aren't all that scary, but they tend to get their scares through jump scares. Somehow, they find the most convenient time to pop up behind a person to kill them. The people in these movies are actually the stupidest people to walk the earth. Oh this house is haunted? lets get top the bottom of it. What's that noise in the attic? i'll go look. Jimmy has gone missing? let's go search for him in this dark, unlit basement. I have two word for you. Get out. Locations have gotten quite tiresome as well. The location is normally abandoned, power has of course gone out, the wind blows through the house, and has abnormally large quantity of mirrors. If someone made a more original horror movie, I might watch it. Keyword might.

People in Movies

When you go to the movies, you go to watch a film by yourself or with your friends, but sometimes, you end up in theaters with people who just decide to make your time there a living hell. You have the people that in a fairly open theater, sit directly in front of you, when their are multiple other spots they could sit, but they decide right in front of you! it's the worst though when they are tall, cause then they block your view of the movie, and require either you to ask them to move, or you move yourself. The last movie I went to see in theaters was Rush, and I was sitting in front of these three girls, and throughout practically the whole film, I could hear their phones going off and constant giggling. When I turned around and asked them to turn their phones politely, I received dirty glares! like come on, you can turn your phone off for an hour and a a half. Your ruining the movie for the people around you, show some common courtesy.  I enjoy buying food when I go to the movies, maybe a popcorn and a pop, but once, I was sitting in my seat when one of those people that buys as much as they can, and proceeds to carry it all by themselves, passed me, and then proceeded to dump half his bag of popcorn on me! They gave me half ass apology and just kept on walking to their seat, while I try to get the greasy popcorn butter off my shirt and jeans. Lastly, I have been recently told by many people that I talk a lot in movies. I hate those people, that have seen the movie already and won't shut up about it, therefore spoiling it for the rest of us, or just will talk non stop through the movie. So I guess i'm a little hypocritical.

Fishing

As a kid, i used to love fishing, but now that i've gotten older, I don't see the interest behind fishing. Yeah, i get told many times by people that, oh fishing is so much fun, how can you hate it, that's like hating puppies. Someone has actually said that to me. I don't know how some people can sit in a boat for multiple hours, in one spot, and just sit there. I do not have the attention span to just sit there, I need to be doing something. Yeah it's fun when you eventually catch a fish, but how often do you catch something, like one every hour? Not my idea oh a good time. The worst is when you snag your line on a rock or weeds, and then spend 15 minutes trying to get it unstuck, but can't, so you have to cut the line. Also, my dad is one of those "wake up at the crack of dawn" kinda guys, and I don't do that. I need at least eight hours of sleep to not be tired as shit, and the last thing I want to do when tired is go out in the freezing morning, sit in a boat, and go fishing.  Worms are disgusting, I don't care if i'm a wuss. I'll use minnows (tiny little fish) but I hate to use worms. They just wiggle around and feel really weird, I hate them. Lastly, the part i hate the most, cutting and cleaning the fish. First time I saw my dad cutting a fish, I nearly puked. It was the most disgusting thing I had ever seen, and I was nine. My dad tried to make me do it many years later, but i made one cut and couldn't do it, it is just so gross. That's why I stopped fishing.

Getting Your Teeth Cleaned

Picture taken from google images

Nobody can enjoy going to dentist. I absolutely hate the dentist. When you sit in the waiting room, that stupid music playing, while you wait for your turn is nerve wracking. Once you get called in, and have to walk through the hallway to your room, while passing all the other people getting their teeth cleaned, the only sound your hearing is the whirring of dentist machinery. Eventually, you get to your room, and i don't know who you have for a dentist, but mine is a really old guy, who doesn't really enjoy talking to me, and the time is spent in a awkward silence.  I'm a very impatient guy, so laying in a chair for an hour is virtually impossible for me, and at about half an hour through i get extremely jittery, and I have to move my hands around. For the majority of this hour, you also have to keep your mouth open, which really sucks, as your jaw is sore afterwords. Also, another thing that doesn't help with my jittering, is when he begins cleaning my teeth, and when he pulls out the little hook, and begins scraping your teeth, which feels super weird and sounds like nails going down a chalkboard. Once he has finished, and tells you how bad your brushing is, you have to wash your mouth out with this really bad mouth wash that makes me want to throw up. After your finished, and you leave, your all happy cause your finished, but then you realize that you have to go back in a couple months.

Drivers these Days

I’m going to start with a story. The other day, I was crossing the street to go to the supermarket. The light was green and I had the right of way. Some guy stopped at the red light beside me, and began to turn right, not seeing me right beside him. He stopped at least three feet from me. This is the third time that a car has been that close to hitting me. The quality of drivers these days are terrible. You have the people that when driving blare that Miley Cyrus, text their besties, do their makeup, and drink Starbucks at the same time! Like come on, you have a two ton car and I weigh 190 pounds. If you hit me going 60 kilometers per hour who do you think is going to end up in the hospital? Try to only do only one thing when you’re driving and that’s paying attention to the road. Also, everyone has that one friend or relative that you hate being in the car with, due to their road rage. Normally these people are some pretty big guys, pretty scary, so their allowed to road rage, cause what are you goanna do, get out and fight them, yeah fat chance. If you are goanna yell at someone, and that person is doing the speed limit, you really need to check yourself, because you got issues. I hate whenever I drive with my dad because he likes to do everything while he drives. Text, eat, everything. Who do you hate to drive with and why? Leave your answer in the comments.

Seriously, Twerking

I think that twerking is one of the stupidest things, up there with cheese wiz and shake weights. (Shake weights are extremely stupid; you know they are, have you ever seen anyone use one?) The person that invented twerking clearly was doing some serious drugs when they did, as no sane person would ever come up with this idea, ever. Like come on, all you do is shake your ass up and down, which is all it is. No wait, if you’re feeling risky, you could do it on a wall, but try not to do it on a door, like some girl did, who fell on her glass coffee table, which had candles on it, and proceeded to light her pants on fire. I wouldn’t even call this a dance, more like a repeated action. We have so many great different styles on dance, hip hop, ballet, folk, and now we have twerking? Seriously, where did our society go wrong in our evolution of dance? Twerking is generally enjoyed by females, as guys find it sexually attractive, but girls find it weird when guys do it, (when I say do it, I mean attempt.) Come on ladies, guys enjoy shaking their ass too time to time.

Link to girl lighting her pants on fire http://youtu.be/CddMD3QqTFs

Teenagers on Facebook

 

When Facebook was first introduced, everyone thought is was the hottest social media, and the best way to stay in touch with friends. Since then, Facebook has gone far down hill,with all the adds and games that cloud the site, but it's mostly due to teenagers. Pictures use to show precious memories with friends and family, or just pictures you find to be beautiful. Now, all girls do is post pictures of themselves doing everything, and take about a thousand pictures, while in the same pose each time. Guys do the opposite, they take far fewer pictures, but they take pictures shirtless, and all the comments are from girls saying "omg bill your so ripped." Like seriously, no. If you are really seeking attention from girls over the internet you need help. Oh, don't get me started on posts. The only posts you see are either from attention seekers, people who post their problems on Facebook, yet no one could give a crap about, the people who post everything that they do, what they are eating, who they are with, or even when they are sleeping. The worst I believe is cyber bullying. It has lessened ever since twitter became big, since most beef happens on it now. It doesn't happen a lot to guys, maybe the occasional name calling, but it's worst with girls. Girls get told they are a cake face, slut, bitch and multiple other indecent names. Seriously, in the last couple years, Facebook has gone to hell, like most major social medias these days.

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